Relationship Rx

Hey George: Lemme know what u think of this... it's about pick up lines... and something women ALL over the world deal with! I used to like to believe that men were very dumb. Statistics at the end of every school examination always proved so. A little later I started believing that men were a different species altogether – feminist teachers and too much literature tend to do that to you. As of today, I’m convinced that men are dumb, men are different, and men will NEVER change. NEVER. They will always be stupid, they will always be different, and they will always use the dumbest pick-up lines to do what they love doing – chasing girls. Dear Trauma Queen: Yes these lines are painfully unoriginal and downright dumb, especially the ones you've so nicely catalogued on your blog. The truth is... corny lines do work on women and that's why us guys still use them. Parents and dog trainers have known this for years. If you want a behavior to continue you reward it. The sad truth is many women (not just in New Jersey) are rewarding this cheeseball behavior by chatting these guys up and probably more. Much more. To stop these James Bond wannabe wankers, try the behavior modification techniques parents use with attention-seeking children. Ignore them. Eventually the negative actions will stop altogether. If that's what you really want? So Trauma Queen... Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

posted by Unknown  # 3/09/2006 08:00:00 PM